Comb Over Into the Squad Car, Sir: According to a report on Marple Newtown Patch, Marple police last week reported the theft of three Rogaine bottles from a Walmart. A man was arrested after, police said, he tried to leave the store with the items in his pockets. You can read the full story here.
Just Try to Blend: According to a report on Media Patch, a woman stole two Kitchen Aid mixers from the Kohl's at the Granite Run Mall on Feb. 4. State police said she exited through an emergency door, then fled in a vehicle. You can read the full story here, along with details of other police incidents.