OMG PD: Frozen Meat Theft, Asleep at a Stop Sign

Bad Place to Fall Asleep: According to a report from Media Patch, a man was found passed out in his car, smelling strongly of marijuana. It might come as a surprise to some, but the man was parked in the parking lot of an area Chick-Fil-A. Get the full story here. 

Probably a Worse Place to Fall Asleep, Though: According to a report from Tredyffrin-Easttown Patch, police found a man passed out in his car. At a stop sign. With crystal meth and drug paraphernalia in his hands, according to police. Which, you know, is probably the worst place to nod off, with the worst things in one's hands. Read the full story here.

Adding Frozen Meat to Injury: According to a report from Marple-Newtown Patch, a resident's home was broken into and a number of items were reported stolen, including a large flat-screen TV, jewelry and an air compressor. Additionally, several frozen meats were reported stolen from a basement freezer. Breaking and entering must be hungry work. Read the full story here.